Germany Declares Victory Over Jihadism…Muslims Fully Integrated

March 15, 2017 - San Francisco, CA - PipeLineNews.org - Yes, spring is barely upon us, but it’s never too early to submit candidates for the most idiotic journo of 2017 - and oh - do we have a nominee.

Deutsche Well is the BBC of Germany, the state run “news” agency and in a piece published today [see OECD praises Germany's refugee integration ] made the following claim:

“German workplace integration of refugees has improved well, according to the 35-nation OECD. The organization found that three-quarters of 2,200 German firms surveyed had few or no difficulties with those they hired.”

This is the type of statistic that could only make the heart of a dedicated Progressive Globalist beat faster because reading on past the introductory paragraphs we find this absolute gem:

“Since arriving, 14 percent have found jobs after the individual processing of their asylum applications…”

This pretty much leads to the inescapable conclusion that the German labor authorities consider an unemployment rate of 86% among “refugee” Muslims equates to “job well done.”

Additionally note the caveats; in order to qualify as part of this “success” the individual must be officially registered in the German Federal Republic’s asylum application system and be willing to work. Since the refugees are fond of burning their temporary domiciles, let’s just assume that participation isn’t exactly 100%

But not to worry…

We are certain that at any moment now church bells in Berlin will begin ringing, aging chubby Teutons will don their lederhosen and once again public beergartens will dot the land.

Can u imagine the breathless expectation by the ruling class; the mental image of Protestants, Catholics and Muslims toasting each other’s health over one of those giant steins of Beck’s, 1,400 years of antagonism gone in a flash?

But then there are ALWAYS the naysayers, for example those pesky alt-righters over at the UK Express who seem to delight in raining on Germany’s victory lap:

“German Chancellor Angela Merkel is facing catastrophe over her failed migrant policy, according to a new report. During the first six months of 2016, migrants committed 142,500 crimes, according to the Federal Criminal Police Office…Germany has been hit by a spate of horrendous violent crime including rapes, sexual and physical assaults, stabbings, home invasions, robberies, burglaries and drug trafficking.” [source, Siobhan McFadyen 'We are losing control of the streets' Merkel's Germany descends into lawlessness , UK Express]

And in a case of what must certainly be cognitive dissonance, the same Deutsche Welle that was so ecstatic over the labor break-through, dolefully was forced to cover the recent case of a 14 year old German girl gang raped and left in the snow for dead by 5 Muslims while the 6th actually shot a video of the event:

“A group of teens in the northern German city of Hamburg were handed suspended sentences despite video evidence of their crimes. The presiding judge said the perpetrators appeared 'repentant.'” [source, Hamburg teenagers walk free after gang-rape conviction ]

Ahhh yes, the transformative power of repentance combined with an 86% unemployment rate, can the Promised Land be far away?

Gott in Himmel, open the floodgates wider…

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